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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Alfs 11:40 Sun Oct 25
Frank Bough has snorted his last line
Died in a care home aged 87.

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Exiled In Surrey 11:59 Mon Oct 26
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Keith Richards in a cardi.

Iron Duke 9:20 Mon Oct 26
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Calm down chim.

Leonard Hatred 8:36 Mon Oct 26
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He was also indirectly responsible for the greatest/shittest answer of all time on The Weakest Link;

"Which artist painted the Sistine Chapel?"

"Frank Bough".

chim chim cha boo 7:51 Mon Oct 26
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'Sorry Leanne. I can't let you dress up in that latex outfit and then ruin you because there are a bunch of middle aged angry bald cunts 30 years in the future who might look down on me...'

chim chim cha boo 7:40 Mon Oct 26
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She wasn't my bird. That would be silly.

Probably the circles I moved in back when I was in a band but I went with plenty of good time girls. Nothing serious but great fun.

My favourite was big tits Kim, a septic 'go-go girl' who had short cropped hair and LOADS of sexy syrups. I used to phone her up to go to the Kit Kat club and request what hair I wanted for my girlfriend that night. Usually a really strict red bob or platinum blonde.

All good, dirty, debauched fun and never cost me more than 3 or 4 JD and cokes.

Want to take the piss out of me for the life I led as a kid? Fill your boots chaps.

Iron Duke 4:01 Mon Oct 26
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Ha ha. Your bird was getting Bough-ed. I bet he snorted a few lines off her tits.

Vexed 4:01 Mon Oct 26
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Knocking off his favourite prostitute. Fucking hell.

Golden Oldie 3:45 Mon Oct 26
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ChimChim
"Stirring porridge with Bough"
How many degrees of separation is that?

Has anyone else here shared DNA with someone famous?

chim chim cha boo 3:39 Mon Oct 26
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I was knocking off his favourite prostitute at the time (so long ago that I don't even remember her name...Leanne? Maybe? and no, I didn't pay).

She once showed me a cheque he'd made out for her for a grand. I thought it was pretty ballsy that he'd left a potential paper trail and she said that he was a nice, kind bloke. Used to love employing a vibrator as I recall and she said it was fine and he was very gentle

There you go, you'll probably not read that in the obituary on the BBC news site.

RIP Frank. You paid for some pretty drunken nights out with a girl I liked a lot a long time ago.

Leonard Hatred 3:22 Mon Oct 26
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Medway

Cheers for that. I like Kelner. I've just added that to my Audible library.

Side of Ham 3:13 Mon Oct 26
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So the drugs information site is it named after Bough or our very own McAvennie?

Sven Roeder 3:10 Mon Oct 26
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So bbc breakfast tv started with Party time Frank & now has turgid god botherer Dan Walker
Progress?

Swiss. 3:02 Mon Oct 26
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I always wondered why he was so perky on the morning breakfast show.

medwayhammer1 1:02 Mon Oct 26
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Leonard Hatred 12:32 Mon Oct 26
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If I remember correctly, he was forgiven, got a second chance at doing breakfast tv, then got caught doing it AGAIN.

Yeah this is right and confirmed In the excellent Sit Down and Cheer by Hammers fan Martin Kelner. Its a light hearted look at the history of sport on tv....well worth a read.

Anyway RIP Frank..Nationwide will never be the same!

Leonard Hatred 12:32 Mon Oct 26
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If I remember correctly, he was forgiven, got a second chance at doing breakfast tv, then got caught doing it AGAIN.

Iron Duke 9:41 Mon Oct 26
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There was a huge scandal when it emerged that he was into cocaine and prostitutes and his career never recovered.

When you look back on what some of his contemporaries were doing at the time, it doesn’t seem so bad.

I can’t believe he was only in his 40’s in the 80’s. He looked about 70 then.

RIP.

ChillTheKeel 9:31 Mon Oct 26
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Nooooooooooooo.

wanstead_hammer 2:01 Mon Oct 26
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Kept on marching powder more like.

RIP

Capitol Man 1:37 Mon Oct 26
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I thought he’d died years ago. Kept on marching though.

yngwies Cat 1:16 Mon Oct 26
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He looked liked he was in 70s during Grandstand.

Lily Hammer 11:57 Sun Oct 25
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Frank “Get Your Kit Off” Bough.

I suppose he did well to reach such a grand old age.

RIP

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